Shelby has very particular ideas about using the toilet. She demands total privacy when she’s doing her business. Most of the time, she takes of most, if not all of her clothes (not sure why). She often sits on the toilet for 20 to 30 minutes doing who knows what. Last night, I sent Mike into check on her and this is what he came back with.
Mike said, “I couldn’t have posed a picture better than this.” If you can’t tell, she’s reading the latest issue of “The New Yorker.” She was fascinated by the cover art. I’m sure Shelby will hate me for this when she’s 16 … but right now it’s just so stinkin’ funny. This isn’t the first time we’ve found her reading on the toilet and I’m sure it won’t be the last!